THE WEEKEND GUIDE

Our recommended events for the weekend.

QUEENY AT THE QUEEN E.
Love Lies Bleeding
What: Jukebox ballet featuring the music of Sir Elton John.
When: Tonight to Sunday, 8 pm, Matinee on Saturday, 2 pm.
Why: Tiny dancers in even tinier costumers.
Where: Queen Elizabeth Theatre (600 block Hamilton St.).
How much: $47.50-$102.50 online.

CELEBRITY WORSHIP
Hard Candy One-Year Anniversary
What: Weekly go-go boy dance party celebrates its first birthday.
When: Tonight, 9 pm to 3 am.
Why: Special guest dancer, porn star Tommy Defendi (pictured) — in his birthday suit.
Where: Celebrities Nightclub (1022 Davie St.).
How much: $5 cover.

HOMO HUMOUR
The One Night Only Comedy Fest
What: Local stand-up and sketch comedians bring it.
When: Friday, 8 pm.
Why: Gay and funny: Darcy Michael? Check. The Bobbers? Check. Ryan Steele? Check.
Where: The Cultch (1895 Venables St.).
How much: $40 online.

HOUSE PROUD
Retro Design and Antiques Fair
What: Bi-monthly second-hand design expo and flea market.
When: Sunday, 10 am to 3 pm.
Why: Release your inner Martha Stewart and search for the perfect end table.
Where: Croatian Cultural Centre (3250 Commercial Drive).
How much: $5 at the door.